When oldest was really little, I was on the phone with a friend of ours. She was going to come hang out with us and asked if she could bring her boyfriend. Husband leaned in and shouted into the receiver “Tell her I said ‘NO!’ Tell her I said ‘FUCK Caleb!'”
Kid started running around shouting “FUCK CALEB! FUCK CALEB!”
Husband tried to do damage control. “That’s not what I said.”
“Yes it is, daddy, I HEARD you!”
“No, I said…um, I said FAST Caleb!”
Then the kid screamed “FAST CALEB!” at every opportunity for a week.
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