YOU GUYS! You guys, it is time for Herc’s Birthday Drinkalong.
Well, I mean, almost time. I’m totally writing this the night before because he’s got me so excited about drinking along to a movie I’m not sure I’ve ever seen that I can’t help but post early.
I’ve known Herc since…forfuckingever. Like, really. He is one of my internet friends I’ve known the longest, and he’s one of my all time favourite people in the entire world. I feel like that should be a title, yeah? Herc is one of My All Time Favourite People in the Entire World. Yes. That’s better. If you are not already friends with him, you totally should be. He is that fantastic.
Anyway, his birthday is Sunday, and he chose Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. By the time the movie is over, it will be his birthday on the east coast. If you don’t wish him a happy birthday after reading this, I will not want to be your friend any longer. I am totally serious about this.
Now listen. In addition to it being Herc’s birthday drinkalong day, it is ALSO MT’s ACTUAL BIRTHDAY. You may recall that she decided to share JCSS with Sarah for her drinkalong; the whole thing is needlessly complicated, but simple if you actually pay attention. But still. Wish her a happy fucking birthday, too, okay? If I’m being completely honest, she is also on the shortlist for My All Time Favourite People in the Entire World. What the hell is going on with the end of May?! This is ridiculous.
I’m not going to SAY you should totally be there, but…you should totally be there.